56 Thoughts People Who Hate Flying Have While Going Through Turbulence
The momentary ramblings of a man who fears death.
::PLANE SHAKES VIOLENTLY::
2. Relax, everything is going to be alright.
3. My hands are sweaty.
4. Why is the plane shaking?!?!
7. STOP SHAKING!
8. Please stop shaking.
9. Fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck.
10. Easy plane, come on!
::Plane stops shaking::
11. Easy… OK…
12. This is nice.
13. Stay like this… All good…
14. The sun is out.
15. It's a good day to fly.
16. The world is really quite beautiful from up here…
17. Are we flying through a cloud?