Someone Wrote Gay Erotic Fan Fiction About The Dress
“4,400 words of sizzling human on gay dress action.”
This is author Chuck Tingle, an erotic fiction writer who sells books on Amazon. Most of Tingle’s, er, unique, stories feature gay humans, dinosaurs and unicorns.
This is Tingle's Amazon display picture, but it is probably not a real picture of him as it is a stock photo.
Yes, that title is referring to precisely The Dress you're thinking of. The one that has divided the globe into team #blueandblack and team #whiteandgold.