14 Things All Pale Australians Know To Be True
“BUT YOU’RE SO WHITE?? YOU DON’T LOOK AUSTRALIAN??”
People are always saying stupid things to you like “you don’t *look* Australian.”
Sure I may not look like the typical tan Australian. But I'll tell you what you look like.
You look like a dickhead.
You try really hard to tan…
Because everywhere you look, it seems everyone is blessed with olive skin.
Dog Eat Dog
Summer to you is just another word for sunburn.