14 Things All Pale Australians Know To Be True
“BUT YOU’RE SO WHITE?? YOU DON’T LOOK AUSTRALIAN??”
People are always saying stupid things to you like “you don’t *look* Australian.”
Sure I may not look like the typical tan Australian. But I'll tell you what you look like.
A dickhead.
You look like a dickhead.
You try really hard to tan…
NBC
Because everywhere you look, it seems everyone is blessed with olive skin.
Dog Eat Dog
Summer to you is just another word for sunburn.
FOX
