19 Reasons Why When It Comes To Knickers, Bigger Is Better
Live life to the full brief.
Fact: Wedgies hold you back in life.
Wedgies were created by the patriarchy to stop women achieving their full potential.
Don’t worry knicker-wearers of the world there is a solution — The full brief.
Trust me, small-knicker people: One of life’s pleasures is being able to cover your belly button with your own briefs.
Your belly has never felt so safe.
Big knickers are exceedingly flattering.
Willy hole is not advised.