The Definitive Ranking Of Taylor Swift’s Short Shorts
And what your Mom would probably think of them.
A lot happened to Taylor Swift in 2014, and her midriff was there to enjoy it all. But so were her short shorts because T. Swift is the queen of high-waisted shorts.
Here is the definitive ranking of said shorts. We also imagined what your mom, who always seems to have SOMETHING to say about your outfit, would say.
SPOILER: Everything is too short and Taylor should probably just go change.
This grown-up Girl Scout look.
What your mom would probably say: “You can't wear that shirt! But what a classy bag.”
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This scalloped look.
What your mom would probably say: “I'm unsure what this outfit is. Is she cold? I can't tell. I'm just a bit confused.”
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And this outfit that makes her look like a Fabergé egg.
What your mom would probably say: “What a fancy ballet outfit.”
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